oh, here it is!

I've been looking all over for this damn blog. It's been months since I last posted...since well before Obama kicked Crazy John's ass in November. Odd that Crazy John is still crazy...for some reason I was hoping it was just an act meant to fire up the legions of retarded...sorry...'challenged' right-wing heartlanders.

So anyway, long story short, Obama won, Bush is gone, we've ended the war in Iraq, Afghani women are walking around in thongs and my 401k has gained back all the cash I lost on the AOL - TimeWarner merger (and hey, if I never said it before..thanks Steve Case and Gerald Levin, that was swell idea!).

Yes, things are mighty rosy for us here in the land of plenty. Except that they aren't. I mean, Bush is gone, that's true, and that's a great and long overdue relief. But as for the rest of it, well, it's about as appealing as that wildebeest piss that pours out of the back of a garbage truck when the driver puts that sucker in gear and hits the gas, leaving a trail of viscous, foul-smelling, chicken-based liquid for the kiddies to splash around in. We're in bad shape and it doesn't look as though things are going to get better anytime soon.

But on the upside it's only 54 more days till the Cubs start the '09 season...what could go wrong there?

Yikes!