Just what we needed...another blog...

Huzzah! Look at me...I'm bloggin!

As it turned out I was the last caucasian, 47 year-old, father of two in the United States without a blog. I know, wierd. Or is it weird? Yeah, that looks more right. I mean, righter. Less wrong.

Anyway, I got this notice from the guvm'nt notifying me (because, you see, that's what notices do) that I had not yet created the, apparently, mandatory blog with which to inflict my life upon others and that I had better snap-to...and pronto. Seems that this will make it a might easier for the men in the unmarked helicopters to keep track of my comings and goings. And anything I can do to make the D.C. bureaucrats lives easier, well I want to do it because they've done so much for me and my fellow man this past seven or eight years. Well, make that this past thirty or forty years. Lyin' thievin' bastards.

I'll be posting every other day or so...more if the mood hits me. I do have some moods. I'll try to contain my contempt for the current administration as much as possible, but they do make it difficult. Idiots. And the Democratic congress isn't any better. Idiots.

So, that's one 'under my belt' as they say. And should this make its way through the corridors of power and end up on the desk of 'Deadeye' Dick Cheney...and I call him 'Deadeye' not because of the hunting incident but because he looks, ya know, dead...in the eyes...so if it should end up on his desk, well, I hope he gets a goddamned papercut picking it up. 'Cause those things smart! And 'cause he's an asshole.

Yikes!